I never knew George’s father, and my memory
of his mother is vague. His grandmother reminded
me of Yvonne
DeCarlo. Not Lily Munster, the character DeCarlo
played, but of Yvonne DeCarlo the actress. And his
grandfather
reminded me of Richard Deacon from the old Dick
Van Dyke Show.
One of my earliest memories of George is of the
two of us walking home from school.We were in first
grade, probably
about five years old.When we got to my aunt and
uncles’ house,
where I’d stay until my parents picked me up
on their way home from work, I said to George,“See
you tomorrow,”and
George started to cry. My uncle came out and asked
George what was wrong, and George said,“I forgot
where I live.”So we all got in my uncle’s
car, and George was like,“Take a right, and
another right, now a left, and it’s the second
house.” George
knew exactly where he lived, he just didn’t
want to walk home alone.

The kid from Home Alone had nothing on me.
I didn’t know there was a name for children like
me until one day I saw a commercial about a
latchkey kid letting himself into an empty house after
school.Every
day, around three, that was me, letting myself
in the kitchen door or slipping through an open window.
When you’re
home alone you find love in other forms and
faces. Some kids talk to their toys.Some make up imaginary
friends.Others
live in imaginary worlds populated with people
who don’t
argue or drink, folks who think nothing of
giving you a hug or a kiss or a compliment or a smile.
The people I
interacted with on those lonely afternoons
lived in a box. My electronic family—variety show
hosts like Mike Douglas, Merv Griffin, and Dinah Shore—were
always inviting funny and interesting people over to
their place.Jimmie “JJ”Walker,Richard
Pryor,and George Carlin were some of my early
favorites, guys me and Ernie would sprint home from school
to see.
Consequently, we got the comedy bug young,
and we knew all the comics—the famous
and the not so famous. One day we were cruising
Laurel Canyon Boulevard in North
Hollywood, and we passed this car going in
the other direction. We both shouted, “That’s
Johnny Dark!” You
have to really know your comics to remember—much
less to have recognized— Johnny Dark,
but he was a fixture at the Comedy Store in
the late seventies with
the likes of David Letterman,Elayne Boosler,
Jay Leno, Steve Landesberg, and Pryor.We whipped
a U-turn in the
middle of Laurel Canyon and followed Johnny
Dark all the way home. I jumped out and approached
him in his driveway. “I
am George Lopez,” I said, “and
I want to be a comedian, too.” He told
us to wait outside,went in his house, came
back with two eight-by-tens, autographed
one for each of us, and just hung out and talked
shop. He was so cool, and it was cool to be
in the presence
of a professional comedian.
It was in that electronic box in the summer
of 1974 that I met my new best friend.Over
time
he would
become my guardian
angel, the one who watched over my career
from above. And today, in the strangest of ways,
I have become
the keeper
of his flame.
I was all of thirteen when the promotion
came on, a classic sixty-four Chevy with
pom-poms
and the
antenna
and the
little dog in the back window followed
by the words “Coming
this fall.” From then on I’d
sit in front of the TV, watching it like
a hawk, waiting, hoping just
to
see the promo again, to see the kid, this
Chico with the bedroom eyes, who wore denim
like we did, cool as
shit
with that droopy mustache, long hair, and
lover-boy body.
My idol . . . Freddie Prinze.
Think Robin Williams in the eighties or
Chris Rock today, and that was Freddie
Prinze Sr.
in the early
1970s.Words
like “creative genius” get
tossed around a lot in my business,
but they’re actually on target
when it comes to the comedic talents
of one Frederick Karl Pruetzel, born
June 22, 1954, to a Puerto Rican
mother
and E. Karl Pruetzel, the Hungarian
taskmaster Freddie never really liked.
He grew up up in Washington Heights,
New York—“a
slum with trees,” he called
it—studied music
and karate, and dreamed of fame and
fortune. His idol was Lenny Bruce.Eventually
Freddie got his break earning stand-up
shots at New York landmarks like
the Improv and Catch a
Rising Star, mesmerizing people with
his comedic and imitative talents.
Before long he got the call every
comedian died
for back then—a guest spot
on The Tonight Show starring Johnny
Carson. Freddie laid Johnny out that
night, so much
so that he was offered a coveted
seat on Carson’s
couch.That contributed to his meteoric
rise and led to an audition in the
summer of 1974 that would change—and
eventually help end— his life.

I am on the road with Pryor and we’re going to Chicago
and we finish a show and Richie says, “C’mon,
we’re going to a club tonight.”
I say,“I’m not going to a club.”
He says,“No, you’re going to come to a club.We’re
going to Mr. Kelly’s
to see this guy, a friend
of mine, a comic.”
I say,“Who’s this guy?”
He says,“Motherfucker, just c’mon.”
“What’s he like?”
“He’s Spanish, sort of, from New York—he’s
like me.”
“He’s like you?”
“Yeah.”
“Hmmm.”
So we walk into Mr. Kelly’s, and I know the club
pretty well. Bette Midler broke out there. Streisand
played there. Mr. Kelly’s was one of those places
you had to play.
So I see Freddie and he’s funny. His language
is a little salty for a nineteen-year-old kid, but the
jazz
people like him—it’s an old crowd, old
Chicago patrons, drinking, couples, some not with
their wives,
Frank’s Chicago. So I sorta liked him, and
we go outside, and Freddie says to me,“So,you
saw my act, would you consider representing me?”
Without batting an eye I say,“Represent you? I
don’t
even know if I like you.”And that was the
end of that.
Then the show gets on the air and he’s out here.
I pick up a copy of Time magazine and the title of
the article is “The Prinze of Prime Time.”
So I start to ask around about Freddie, and hear
there’re
lots of problems, the least of which is his manager.
Freddie calls me up once more and we chat, but again
nothing really
comes of it.Then one night, late at night, Freddie
says,“Listen,
I have an attorney, David Braun. Do you know him?”
I say,“Yeah, good guy, straight shooter.”
“Listen, I’ve worked it out whereby for
the length of the contract I have with my manager I will
pay him what
I have to pay him, so I have to have a reduced commission
on what I pay you. But just as soon as that obligation
is over, I’ll pay your full management
commission.”
“Okay,” I say,“sounds fine.”

Freddie Prinze was the thing that really brought me
and Ernie together. We had both seen Freddie perform
on the
Midnight Special. He was wearing bell-bottom jeans
and a rhinestone shirt, and me and Ernie were both
bitten.
Up to that point, the only Latino on TV we could
relate to was Pepino on The Real McCoys. Freddie
Prinze was
our Beatles, and that show was our Ed Sullivan Show.
To me, Freddie was the second-generation Desi Arnaz.
Desi was the brains behind I Love Lucy, the man Bob
Hope once
described as one of the smartest people he’d
met in Hollywood. Desi invented the three-camera
format that
sitcoms still use today, but because of the language
barrier— not
to mention the color barrier—never got the
recognition he deserved.
Given Hollywood history, it’s no surprise that
the star of Chico and the Man wasn’t Freddie but
rather veteran Oscar-winning actor Jack Albertson, who
played
Ed Brown. A crotchety old man, Ed was the cantankerous
owner of an auto garage in a run-down—or overrun,
in Ed’s mind—East LA barrio. Freddie
played this wisecracking Chicano named Chico Rodriguez,
Ed’s
eventual partner in the garage.
At least that was the premise on paper. No different
from a hundred other oil-and-water sitcoms. Except
in this case
you had James Komack as the executive producer and
an actor like Albertson who was willing to share
the stage with
a comet like Freddie that streaks across the sky
once every decade or so.
The show premiered on September
13, 1974. The first words I heard were, “Chico
. . . don’t be discouraged
. . . the man he ain’t so hard to understand,” written
and sung by the incomparable José (“Light
My Fire”) Feliciano. In the very first scene,
a rumpled Albertson is mumbling and grumbling his way
down the stairs
from his room above the garage. He kicks a water can
out of the way for good measure. The world was changing,
and
Ed Brown wanted nothing to do with it. He shuffles
over to the cash register where, it turns out, he keeps
a glass
stashed and pours himself an eye-opener before delivering
his first shot of the show: “In those days Mexicans
knew their place— Mexico.”
Watching that first episode today I can still see what
lured me in, what lured America in. From the very
first time Freddie literally rode into Ed’s life on the
back of his bicycle and said,“Oh, buenos
días,” Freddie
sizzled and smoked and proved the perfect foil for
Albertson. “I won a Silver Star in Vietnam,”Chico says.
“Where?” counters Brown. “In a crap game?”
“I want my place in the sun,” says Chico.
“Then go to the beach.”
They stayed that way for much of the next three years,
most of the time on Friday nights between eight-thirty
and nine. To a thirteen-year-old it was a “good” show;
to an adult, Komack & Co. offered a lighthearted
but pointed look at family and cultural and social
issues of
the time. Like the time a young Spanish-speaking
pregnant girl arrives at the garage, and Ed assumes
that Chico is
the father, or the time Ed gets the wrong idea about
what Chico and his girlfriend were doing in the back
of his
van; or in another, for pure laughs, Ed becomes convinced
he’s lost his touch as a mechanic.
With a supporting cast that included Scatman Crothers,
Della Reese,and Charo,and guest stars like Shelley
Winters,Sammy Davis Jr., and Jim Backus, the show
was a smash from
the start, rising all the way to number one in the
ratings. Over time, the opening credit sequence slicked
up a bit—the
shots of the LA barrio became hipper—and so
did the billing.What was once “Introducing
Freddie Prinze”soon
changed to “Also Starring.”
As year one turned into two and three,Chico moves in
with Ed, and Ed falls in love with Chico’s
aunt Connie. At the same time, Americans fell in
love with
Freddie.
No one more so than me. One day I sat down and wrote
a letter to NBC asking, in my best penmanship, to
please, please, send me two tickets to a studio taping
in Burbank
of Chico and the Man. Sure enough, a couple of weeks
later
an enveloped arrived addressed to me. Inside, a letter
and two tickets to the show. It was like winning
Lotto. “I want to go,” I told my grandmother. “Please
take me.”
She said nothing, so I counted the days until, finally,
it was time. I still see her in the kitchen and
me asking, pleading, begging her to take me. And
her
turning and
saying, “I’m
not going to take you.We’re not going anywhere.”
There’s crying, and then there are tears that
tear a thirteen-year-old’s heart out. I lost a
piece of mine in the kitchen that day.
Yet, in a strange way, from a distance I drew even
closer to Freddie as he skyrocketed to fame, and
phrases like “Loooking
Goood”and “Ees not my job” exploded
into pop culture:Freddie jetting to Vegas for sold-out
stand-up
gigs, recording a comedy album, major guest shots
on everything from Dean Martin Comedy Roasts to the
inaugural
ball for
President Jimmy Carter in Washington, DC. Overnight,
comedic fame and fortune mixed with another combustible
fuel: major
heartthrob status for the Tiger Beat and Sixteen crowd and the intoxicating scent of cover stories
in both
Rolling Stone and Playboy.
It was while on vacation
that Freddie met the woman
who, for a while,would help him handle celebrity,
the increasing
tug-of-war for his time and talent. He and Katherine
Cochran were married in August 1975 and later had
a child, Freddie
James Prinze, in March of 1976. By then, it turns
out, Freddie was drowning bit by bit, his marriage faltering,
his mind altered by drugs and distracted by a breachof-
contract lawsuit by a former manager.
I knew everything there was to know about him. Fuck,
I was Freddie.
His picture hung on my bedroom wall. Day after day
I stared at it, thinking, I can be a comic. I can
do what Freddie
is doing. I want to make people laugh. |